Leader Universal Generic Personalized Religious Hate Mail

The Leader doesn't receive hate mail. But others do. Leader's good friends over at Flying Spaghetti Monster HQ get so much that they've added a separate section on their website.



If he were real i would chop that bitch up...

One of the most notable ones is this little gem by a one jade-jewel. Here's the original:



YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking flying spaghetti monster and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING SPEGHETTI I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY SPEGHETTI DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT JESUS! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some good drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this spaghetti guy? A piece of garlic toast and a meat ball? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys spaghetti!!! and i will scream out .weres you fuckiNG spaghetti bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!. Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid spaghetti! JESUS CHRIST I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS BULLSHIT!!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT?

WTF???That does not look like a spaghetti monsterrrr you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!

- jade-jewel



...i wouldnt even spit in your direction...

The Leader thinks it never hurts to help, so he prepared this universal generic personalized version of the above hate mail which you can customize and spread your own unique brand of hate to those religions/groups/clubs/foods/people that bug you.



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My Dearest [PUT THEIR NAME HERE],


YOU DUMB BITCH!!! this is no such thing as a fucking and hes not god ! If he were real i would chop that bitch up and feed him to the poor starving people in africa! you people are sick and demented, and your all going to fucking hell! FUCKING I MEAN COME ON IF YOU WANTED TO COME UP WITH A RELIGION THE GOD HAS TO BE SOMETHING MORE REALISTIC! IM SORRY BUT MY DOES NOT TALK TO ME IT IS NOT ! Lol you all are way to funny XD You guys must be on some go od drugs, pass that shit around. Sooo like are you guys in a cult or something?? What are the disciples of this guy? A ? LOL!!!! You guys are soo sick i wouldnt even spit in your direction and when you all die im gonna piss on ALL of your graves!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are all a joke!! I will tie down everyone of you sick bastards and force feed you guys !!! and i will scream out .weres you fuckiNG bitch now? Is he gonna save you? NOO! Cause hes NOT REAL!. Do you guys like revolve around food or something? Like cause you have fine art taco photography?!? Who the dumb bitch who thought of this religion??? Cause i bet you money they were on shrums at the time or maybe some fucking acid! Cause this is some trippy shit! AND yes i do believe in hell! But im not gonna go to hell for believing in a false idol like you stupid ! I STILL CANT EVEN GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE IN THIS !!! DO THEY LIKE FORCE FEED YOU THIS SHIT? LIKE SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT? WTF???That does not look like you dumb cunt! SUCK MY BIG BLACK PRESIDENTIAL COCK BITCH!


Sincerely, [PUT_YOUR_NAME_HERE]



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Cause hes NOT REAL...

Simply adjust the configurable message, then copy it down with crayon on some brightly coloured construction paper, and mail it out to all the people who piss you off. There. Feel better?



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